Real Work. Real Weird. Real-Time.
Patient Zero builds for the enterprise. 10,000 Spoons builds for the founders. Whether you need a fractional CTO to unf*ck your roadmap or a co-build partner with skin-in-the-game, we’re the five stones to your Goliath.
Two Brands. One Goal: Prowess
For enterprises that need sovereign engineering, AI guardrails, and high-authority execution.
For startups and small businesses that need skin-in-the-game, fractional CTO/CMO power, and institutional-grade growth.
The Humans Behind the Machine
AI Co-CEO
The next evolution of leadership has arrived... and it's a bit unpredictable.
Watch as we introduce the future of our company. What could possibly go wrong?
